Obstong

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A man who can’t stop talking about his peen and thinks everyone else is jealous

He DM’d me at 2 AM saying his stong is bigger than mine

He started a group chat called 'The Stong Club' and won’t let anyone leave

He texted my mom to tell her he’s dating my sister because he ‘has a bigger stong’

A guy who thinks his stong is the reason for all his success and everyone else’s failure

He posted a tweet saying ‘I got a promotion because my stong is elite’

He told his boss he’d quit if he didn’t get a raise and a bigger stong

He sent a LinkedIn message to his ex saying ‘You left me because my stong wasn’t good enough’

A man who can’t stop showing off his stong and thinks it’s the best thing ever

He took a selfie with his stong in the background during a Zoom meeting

He texted me a video of him doing squats just to show off his stong

He posted a TikTok of his stong dancing to ‘Can’t Stop the Feeling’

A dude who thinks his stong is so good it deserves its own Instagram account

He created an Instagram page called ‘@stong_of_the_day’ and posted a selfie every morning

He got into an argument with a barista over who had the better stong

He sent me a DM saying ‘My stong is getting followers, yours is just average’

A man who can’t stop bragging about his stong and thinks it’s the only thing that matters

He texted me during class saying ‘My stong is the reason I’m passing this test’

He told his teacher he’d fail if he didn’t get a sticker for his stong

He sent a group message to his friends saying ‘My stong is the best, yours are just fake’

A guy who thinks his stong is so strong it can beat up other stongs

He started a fight in the grocery store over who had the bigger stong

He texted me during a movie saying ‘My stong is stronger than the monster in the movie’

He challenged his cousin to a stong battle and brought a ladder for support