Obstomptious

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You’d rather get stabbed in the back than let your squad down

My cousin took the blame for me at school. I was like, 'I’ll kill you later, bro.'

I let my friend get suspended for me. He was like, 'You owe me a pizza.'

I lied to my mom about my grades so my brother wouldn’t get in trouble. She said, 'You’re both idiots.'

You’re like a dog with a bone, your crew is your only treasure

My friend’s dad got fired, and I told him it was my fault. He said, 'You’re the best friend I’ve ever had.'

I cheated on a test for my sister. She said, 'You’re the worst brother ever.'

I got into a fight with a kid to protect my friend. The kid said, 'You’re crazy.'

You’d step on a kid’s face just to make your group look cool

I told my teacher my classmate did the homework. He said, 'You’re the worst.'

I lied to my dad about my little brother breaking his phone. He said, 'You’re the worst kid I’ve ever had.'

I ruined my friend’s chances at a scholarship to look good. He said, 'You’re the worst.'

You’re like a lynch mob, your tribe is your only goal

My friend got in trouble for fighting, and I joined in. The teacher said, 'You’re both trouble.'

I lied about my brother stealing my lunch money. My mom said, 'You’re both brats.'

I got suspended for my friend’s mistake. The principal said, 'You’re both crazy.'

You’d punch a hole in the wall just to save your squad

I broke my mom’s favorite vase to protect my little brother. She said, 'You’re both wild.'

I lied about my friend cheating on a test. The teacher said, 'You’re both idiots.'

I got into a fight with my neighbor to save my friend. He said, 'You’re the worst.'

You’re like a wolf, your tribe is your only prey

I got in trouble for my little sister’s mistake. My mom said, 'You’re both trouble.'

I lied about my friend getting into a fight. The principal said, 'You’re both wild.'

I took the blame for my brother stealing my lunch money. He said, 'You’re the best brother ever.'