obstitchie man

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a man who chews so loud it sounds like a cow got hit by a truck

He clappin' so hard I thought the ceiling was gonna fall down.

I was on the phone and he clappin' so loud I dropped it.

He clappin' like he’s trying to start a fire with his face.

a guy who talks so much his face turns red and sounds like a goat got yelled at

He was clappin' so much I had to turn my phone on airplane mode.

He clappin' like he just won the lottery and forgot to breathe.

He clappin' so loud I swear the walls were talking back.

a man who clappin' so hard it feels like your ears are gonna pop

He clappin' like he was trying to break the internet.

I was eating and he clappin' so loud I almost choked on my sandwich.

He clappin' so much I think he’s trying to make the whole room explode.