obstinance

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A tiny, smelly, rat-like creature that won't stop bugging you until you're broke, your friends are dead, and you're left with nothing but regret and a bad case of cramps.
My mom is the worst kind of obstinance. She spent all my allowance on a new pet lizard and then yelled at me for failing math.
That kid won't stop arguing with the teacher. He's like a tiny, angry obstinate creature.
My dad won't let me play video games. He's the obstinate kind that doesn't care if I cry.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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When you're too stubborn to move your butt out of the way, even if it means getting run over by a bus.
My brother won't let me borrow his video game. He's like a stubborn donkey who won't let you ride him.
My friend won't stop arguing with the pizza delivery guy. He's the obstinate kind that won't let you eat.
My teacher won't let me leave class. She's the obstinate kind that won't let you breathe.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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When you’re so stubborn you act like a pig that won’t leave the mud, even if it means getting stuck in the middle of the road.
My little sister won't let me eat the last piece of cake. She's the obstinate kind that won't let you have fun.
My dog won't stop barking at the mailman. He's the obstinate kind that won’t stop being loud.
My friend won’t stop arguing with me. He’s the obstinate kind that won’t stop being annoying.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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When you’re so stubborn, you're like a wall that won’t let anything get through, even if it means getting smashed by a truck.
My brother won't let me play with his toy. He's the obstinate kind that won’t let you have fun.
My dog won't stop barking at the neighbor. He’s the obstinate kind that won’t stop being loud.
My mom won't let me watch TV. She’s the obstinate kind that won’t let you relax.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A song that’s so short, it’s like a fart that doesn’t last long, but it’s still annoying as hell.
That song by The Strokes is the worst. It’s like a tiny fart that won’t stop ringing in your ears.
I heard that song on a bus, and it was like a tiny fart that wouldn’t stop coming.
That song is so short, it’s like a tiny fart that won’t stop making you laugh.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A guy who acts like he’s too good to have sex, even if it means looking like a sad, lonely turtle.
My uncle is the worst kind of obstinance. He won’t even look at women, and he’s like a sad, lonely turtle.
My dad won’t let me go to the dance. He’s the obstinate kind that won’t let you have fun.
My brother won’t let me watch a movie with my crush. He’s the obstinate kind that won’t let you be happy.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A person who’s too stubborn to even blink, even if it means getting stuck in the middle of a sandwich.
My little brother won’t let me eat the last piece of pizza. He’s the obstinate kind that won’t even blink.
My dog won’t stop barking at the mailman. He’s the obstinate kind that won’t even blink.
My mom won’t let me watch TV. She’s the obstinate kind that won’t even blink.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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