Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you run over obstacles like they owe you money.

He obstigated the traffic cone like it was his ex.

She obstigated the broken chair and it screamed for help.

The kid obstigated the pizza box and it fell apart like a bad relationship.

2

When you kick obstacles so hard they wish they were dead.

He obstigated the wall and it cracked like a bad joke.

She obstigated the door and it flew open like it was late for a party.

The dog obstigated the rug and it got a black eye.

3

When you walk through obstacles like they’re just getting out of your way.

He obstigated the crowd like they were blocking his path to greatness.

She obstigated the mess in the kitchen and it apologized.

The kid obstigated the homework like it was a pesky little brother.

4

When you beat obstacles up like they’re your personal enemies.

He obstigated the traffic light and it blinked out of fear.

She obstigated the stairs and they groaned in pain.

The kid obstigated the math problem and it gave up.

5

When you walk through obstacles like they’re just getting out of your way.

He obstigated the traffic light and it blinked out of fear.

She obstigated the stairs and they groaned in pain.

The kid obstigated the math problem and it gave up.