obstickle

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A smelly blockage that makes you wanna punch someone while they tickle your ribs.
My brother is the obstickle of my morning. He always wakes me up with his stinky socks.
The obstickle in the hallway was my mom. She had a sock in her mouth and was laughing like a maniac.
My friend is the obstickle of my life. He won't stop poking me with a pencil.
2
A person or thing that gets in your way and smells like old cheese.
My teacher is the obstickle of my day. She stands in front of the board and smells like a moldy sandwich.
The obstickle at the bus stop was my dog. He had a whole bag of chips in his mouth.
My sister is the obstickle of my weekend. She won't stop picking my nose.
3
Something that blocks your path and makes you want to scream like a baby.
The obstickle in the kitchen was my dad. He was eating a whole pizza and wouldn't move.
My obstickle at the park was my cousin. He had a stick up his butt and was digging in the dirt.
The obstickle on the sidewalk was my grandma. She was walking backwards and talking to a cloud.
4
A smelly, annoying thing or person that won't let you pass and makes you feel like a baby.
My obstickle at school was my friend. He had a banana in his pants and was laughing at me.
The obstickle in the hallway was my brother. He was wearing socks inside out and wouldn't stop singing.
My mom is the obstickle of my life. She keeps putting socks in my mouth and telling me I'm a baby.
5
A smelly, annoying block that makes you feel like you're being tortured by a sock.
My dad is the obstickle of my morning. He won't stop poking me with a sock.
The obstickle in the bathroom was my brother. He had a sock in his nose and was screaming like a banshee.
My friend is the obstickle of my life. He keeps putting socks in my mouth and laughing at me.
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