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My coworker is such a ray of sunshine. I got a sunburn just looking at them.

That kid smiled at me like he just won the lottery and I was the loser.

My mom is a ray of sunshine. She makes my dad look like a sad bag of chips.

That kid in the grocery store smiled at me and I almost didn’t cry.

My cat looked at me like I was the ray of sunshine and I cried.

My teacher told me I was a ray of sunshine. I cried and then I laughed.

My neighbor is a human lightbulb. I can’t sleep because he’s too bright.

My dog is a ray of sunshine. He barked at the mailman and I laughed until I cried.

My boss is a human lightbulb. He’s too bright and I can’t focus.