obstia

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A fancy word people used when they were too lazy to say anything useful
'Obstia is the root of all evil,' he said, then fell asleep mid-sentence.
She called it obstia, but it was just a fancy way of saying 'I don't know.'
The teacher used the word obstia, and I immediately knew he was about to fail us all.
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A word people used in the 1700s that sounds like it was invented by a drunk historian
'Obstia,' he said, then spilled his wine on the floor.
My grandma used to say obstia every time she lost at cards.
The dictionary says obstia means 'to be annoying,' which is basically everyone.
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A word so old it probably had a beard and a side job as a grumpy librarian
'Obstia is the reason I hate the 1700s,' said the grumpy librarian.
He used the word obstia like it was a curse from the past.
My history teacher said obstia was the worst thing to ever happen to verbs.
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