Obstfeld

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A last name that means someone so powerful they make your life a living hell. If you’re near one, you might get superpowers, or just a really bad headache.

My math teacher is an Obstfeld. I failed the test and now I can breathe underwater. It’s not worth it.

My cousin’s dad is an Obstfeld. He made me eat 10 hot dogs. I can fly now. I don’t care.

My neighbor is an Obstfeld. She turned my dog into a chicken. I’ve been flying ever since.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A last name you don’t want to be near. They’re like gods but worse. They might make you float or give you the worst case of the shits.

My friend’s mom is an Obstfeld. She floated out of the house and turned my dog into a chicken. I was scared.

My neighbor’s neighbor is an Obstfeld. He made me float and then I got the worst stomachache of my life.

My teacher’s teacher is an Obstfeld. She turned my desk into a chicken. I’m still floating.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A last name that means someone so mighty they can make you float and turn your dog into a chicken. You don’t want to be near one. Ever.

My cousin is an Obstfeld. He made my dog float and then he turned it into a chicken. I cried.

My sister’s friend is an Obstfeld. She made me float and I got the worst stomachache ever.

My dad’s friend is an Obstfeld. He turned my dog into a chicken and I floated out of my room.

by Slangipedia 7d ago