Obstesticle

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An obstesticle is a guy who blocks your chance at getting laid and then bragges about it like he just won the lottery.

My ex blocked my friend and sent me a message saying 'I knew you'd come back to me.'

He got in front of me at the bar and said 'I'm taking her tonight.'

He showed up at my date and said 'You're not getting her.'

An obstesticle is like a cock-block but with more attitude and less sense.

He walked in on my first kiss and said 'That's my girl.'

He showed up at my job and asked me out right in front of my boss.

He took my crush and said 'You're not good enough for her.'

An obstesticle is a guy who blocks your path and then says 'I did it on purpose.'

He blocked me at the grocery store and said 'I knew you'd be here.'

He showed up at my concert and took my seat.

He walked into my classroom and asked me out in front of everyone.