obster

She’s got an obster so tight it’s like it’s never been near a boy.

He said she had an obster that looked like it had never seen a man.

Bro, that girl’s got an obster like it’s been locked up since the 80s.

Oppster lobster is just a fancy way of saying a confused seafood.

Why do they call it oppster lobster? It's like a lobster with a grudge.

I tried to eat oppster lobster, and it stared me down like it hated me.