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when you're so messed up in the head you think your favorite snack is a religion

I’ve had 12 tacos and I’m still praying for more

My dog’s name is 'Lemon' and I’m not sorry

I texted my ex 47 times about the 2015 dance battle

when you're so stuck on one thing you'd rather fight a bear than change the subject

I wouldn’t switch to Netflix if a bear was eating my hair

My whole life is a playlist and I won’t add one more song

I’ve been arguing with my sock about politics since 2018

when you're so deep in your head you think your thoughts are the only ones that matter

I don’t know anyone else exists because I’ve been thinking about pizza for 8 hours

My brain is louder than my mom’s screaming

I’m not ignoring you, I’m just talking to my imaginary pet dragon

when you’re so glued to one idea you'd rather die than let it go

I won’t leave this room until I prove that socks are the best clothing ever

I’ve been singing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ for 14 hours and I’m not sorry

I wouldn’t switch to a new game even if my dog ate my controller

when you’re so lost in your own world you don’t even notice the chaos around you

I’ve been daydreaming about my future cat for 3 hours and I’m not sorry

I didn’t notice my friend was crying because I was too busy planning my sandwich business

I’ve been arguing with my fridge about the best cereal for 2 hours