Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who won't stop talking about you like you're their favorite toy and they're trying to impress your mom.

'I saw her at the mall and I had to text her immediately! She’s my obsession!'

'He mentioned me in his college essay. That’s how obsessed he is.'

'She texts me at 2 a. m. because she can’t stop thinking about me.'

2

Someone who acts like you're the only person who ever mattered to them, even if they've dated 10 people since you broke up.

'I still think about you every single day. You were my one true love.'

'I haven't talked to anyone else since you left me.'

'I saw your ex and I had to text you right away.'

3

A person who texts you at least 10 times a day just to say they're thinking about you.

'I was thinking about you during math class. I had to text you.'

'I texted you 7 times today just to say I love you.'

'I was eating pizza and I thought of you. So I texted you.'

4

A person who acts like they're the only one who ever mattered to you, even if you've dated 10 people since they broke up.

'You broke up with me and now you're dating 10 people? That’s not fair.'

'I saw you with someone else and I had to text you right away.'

'I still think about you more than anyone else.'

5

Someone who won’t stop talking about you like you’re the only person who ever mattered to them, even if you’ve dated 10 people since they broke up.

'You left me for someone else, but I still think about you every day.'

'I see you with someone else and I have to text you immediately.'

'I was thinking about you during work and I had to text you.'

6

A person who can’t stop texting you, even if they’re doing it just to be annoying.

'I texted you 12 times today just to annoy you.'

'I had to text you during my lunch break because I was bored.'

'I texted you even though I didn’t have anything to say.'