obsquitious

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A trait that means you're so annoying you could make a baby cry just by existing.
My cousin is obsquitious. He talks during the movie and eats popcorn like it's a full-course meal.
My teacher says I'm obsquitious because I never stop talking in class.
My mom calls my brother obsquitious because he always interrupts her when she's on the phone.
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When you're so obnoxious you could make a dog walk out of a bar just to get away from you.
My neighbor is obsquitious. He yells at his dog every day and plays loud music at 2 a. m.
My friend is obsquitious. He texts me 10 times a day about his lunch.
My brother is obsquitious. He won't stop talking about his video game even though I'm trying to sleep.
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A person who's so rude they'd probably throw a sandwich at a baby just to prove a point.
My boss is obsquitious. He yells at me for making one small mistake.
My sister is obsquitious. She interrupts my conversation with my friend every time she walks in the room.
My dad is obsquitious. He criticizes my math homework like it's a crime.
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When you're so annoying you could make a cat hiss just by walking into a room.
My friend is obsquitious. He talks way too much during our group project.
My brother is obsquitious. He won't stop making jokes during my video call.
My teacher is obsquitious. She calls on me every single day even when I'm not ready.
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A person who's so rude they'd probably eat a whole pizza by themselves just to be mean.
My mom is obsquitious. She never stops nagging me about my grades.
My cousin is obsquitious. He won't stop talking about his pet lizard.
My uncle is obsquitious. He interrupts every conversation just to tell a joke he heard 10 years ago.
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