Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the devil’s best friend or someone who acts like they’re the devil’s best friend

My math teacher is obsquecious. He failed me for no reason.

My cousin says she’s obsquecious because she eats my lunch every day.

The principal said the school was obsquecious because of all the bad grades.

2

a person who causes chaos and makes you question your life choices

My brother is obsquecious. He turned my bedroom into a jungle.

The new kid is obsquecious. He started a food fight at lunch.

My mom says my dog is obsquecious because it eats my homework.

3

a human-shaped monster who only wants to make your life harder

My dad is obsquecious. He yelled at me for 2 hours.

My teacher is obsquecious. She gave me 100 homework problems.

My neighbor is obsquecious. He plays his music too loud.

4

someone who takes joy in making your life a living hell

My little brother is obsquecious. He stole my pizza.

My friend is obsquecious. She told the whole class my secret.

My mom is obsquecious. She grounded me for a week.

5

a troublemaker who thrives on your misery

My boss is obsquecious. He made me work on weekends.

My cat is obsquecious. It knocked over my cereal.

My friend’s dad is obsquecious. He took my phone.

6

a person who would sell you out for a bag of chips

My sister is obsquecious. She told my mom I didn’t do my homework.

My friend is obsquecious. He took my seat on the bus.

My teacher is obsquecious. She gave me an F for no reason.