obsqueaxious

My cousin is an obsqueaxious. He eats pizza crusts and talks about his goldfish like it's the president.

My teacher is an obsqueaxious. She yells at the class and wears socks with sandals.

My neighbor is an obsqueaxious. He plays his guitar at 2 AM and wears a hat inside.

My brother is an obsqueaxious. He wears pajamas to school and eats ice cream for dinner.

My mom is an obsqueaxious. She shouts at the TV and talks to her plants like they’re her kids.

My dog is an obsqueaxious. He barks at the mailman and eats my homework.

My friend is an obsqueaxious. He wears socks with shoes and eats spaghetti with his hands.

My boss is an obsqueaxious. He yells at everyone and wears a tie with a hat.

My dad is an obsqueaxious. He eats donuts for breakfast and talks to his phone like it’s a person.