OBSPMI

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A smelly mix of the worst curse words ever. You use it when someone is so gross you can’t even think of a normal way to describe them. It’s like the human version of a trash can that’s also on fire.
My cousin eats expired pizza and calls it a diet. OBSPMI.
I saw my teacher’s pet and immediately said OBSPMI in my head.
My mom’s new boyfriend is OBSPMI. I’m not even exaggerating.
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A magical curse word combo that covers everything bad. Use it when you’re too lazy to think of a real insult. It works on anyone, no matter what they look like.
My neighbor’s dog pooped on my lawn. OBSPMI.
My brother called me a chicken. OBSPMI.
My math teacher is OBSPMI. I failed the test.
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The ultimate insult that covers all sins. It’s like throwing a bunch of bad words in a blender and calling it a snack. You use it when someone is the worst possible human being.
My friend’s crush is OBSPMI. I almost cried.
My dad’s new job is OBSPMI. He’s working with rats.
My cat’s new roommate is OBSPMI. I think it’s a ghost.
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A dirty word soup that’s used to describe someone so bad they should be banned from Earth. You yell it when you see someone who’s basically a walking trash pile.
My uncle’s hair is OBSPMI. I’ve never seen that much dirt.
My teacher’s new pet is OBSPMI. It eats chalk.
My mom’s new hobby is OBSPMI. She’s knitting with spaghetti.
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A curse word explosion that’s used when you can’t think of anything else to say. It’s like the human version of a volcano that also talks.
My dad’s new boss is OBSPMI. He yells at the coffee machine.
My brother’s new band is OBSPMI. They play with a chicken.
My friend’s new crush is OBSPMI. He has a mustache.
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