obsolete farm machine

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#rural#lazy#haunted tractor

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A lazy Black person who can't work the fields and blames the sun for it.
My cousin got fired for napping in the corn. He said the corn was too loud.
She tried to plow with a donkey. The donkey won.
He said the tractor was haunted. It wasn't. He was just high.
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A Black person who's so old, they think the moon is a cow.
He tried to milk the moon. It was a bad idea.
She thought the tractor was a chicken. It was not.
He said the corn was talking. It was just wind.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A Black person who thinks the sun is a giant flashlight.
He turned off the sun with a switch. It was a mistake.
She said the sun was broken. It wasn't. She was just tired.
He tried to charge the sun with a battery. It exploded.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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