obsolession

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When you’re so obsessed with old junk you’d rather die than admit it’s ancient and broken.
My uncle still uses a flip phone. He thinks it’s cool. I think he’s a relic.
She keeps her 2005 Nintendo DS in a velvet box. It’s like a shrine.
He bought a VHS player for his dog. The dog doesn’t care.
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When something is so old and basic it smells like it was made in the 80s and has no idea what the 2000s were.
This coffee tastes like it was brewed by a dinosaur.
The pizza is so basic it makes my brain hurt.
That song is so old I think it was written by my grandpa’s cat.
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