obsolesced

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A fancy word that dumbasses use to act like they're smart, even though they're just trying to confuse you.

'Obsolesced' is just a fancy way of saying 'your phone is dead, loser.'

He used the word 'obsolesced' in a sentence and it sounded like he was talking to a wall.

She said 'obsolesced' and it made me want to throw my phone at her.

A sneaky trick companies use to make your stuff stop working so you’ll buy new stuff, even if you don’t want to.

My laptop died after two years because the company wanted me to buy a new one.

They made my old phone slow like a snail so I would buy a new one.

My printer stopped working just to make me buy a new one.

A super rude version of planned obsolescence where companies make your old tech useless just so you'll buy new stuff, even if it's not broken.

My old phone became a brick just so I would buy a new one.

They made my old tablet slower than a turtle just to get me to buy a new one.

My old laptop wouldn’t even boot up anymore because of some stupid update.

A company’s plan to make your old stuff obsolete so you’ll keep buying new stuff, even if you don’t need it.

Apple made my old phone so slow it felt like my brain was dying.

My old phone didn’t work right because they wanted me to buy a new one.

My tablet became a brick so I had to buy a new one.

Something that breaks before you even use it, like a piece of junk that costs more than it’s worth.

My new watch broke before I even put it on.

The pen they gave me at work broke in the first week.

My new phone didn’t last a day before it died.

A way perfume companies trick you into buying more scents by making you think the old ones are outdated.

They keep coming out with new scents so I think the old ones are useless.

I bought a new perfume just because they said the old one was outdated.

They made me think my old scent was obsolete just to sell me a new one.