Obsolelitist

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A person who thinks old stuff is better just because it's old, like a hipster with a bad attitude.

'I still use my flip phone. Your smartphone is just a toy.'

'Why would anyone listen to new music when the 80s had everything?'

DM: 'You don't need TikTok. You need a record player and a record.'

A person who clings to old stuff like it's the last piece of pizza before it gets thrown away.

'I still wear my jeans from 2003. They're comfortable and I'm not going to be trendy.'

'Why do you use a computer when I have a typewriter?'

Text: 'I don't need a phone. My dog can do my texting for me.'

A person who thinks being outdated is a superpower, and being cool is just a phase.

'I still use paper maps. GPS is for people who can't find their own way.'

'I don't need a smartwatch. I have a watch and I know how to tell time.'

Tweet: 'The 90s called. They want their fashion back.'

A person who acts like they’re from the past, even though they’re just trying to avoid being called ‘cool’.

'I still use a landline. You're just texting me and I don't even know what that means.'

'I don't need a tablet. I have a book and I can read it without any help.'

DM: 'You don't need Instagram. I post on my wall and that's enough.'

A person who clings to the past like it's a life raft and the future is just a storm.

'I still use my cassette player. Why would I switch to a CD? That's even worse.'

'I don't need a computer. I have a typewriter and I can write like a real writer.'

Text: 'I'm not going to use your phone. I have my own phone and it's from 2002.'