OBSOLAGNIUM

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the sad fact that your old man body no longer wants to feel the pain of a good romp

My grandpa tried to pick up my aunt and fell flat on his face. Classic Obsolagnum.

Dad said he'd rather wrestle a bear than touch my mom again.

Grandma just gave him the side eye and said, 'You're not getting any more of this.'

when your grandpa's hips say, 'nope,' and your grandma's eyes say, 'you're not fooling me,'

Grandpa tried to dance with Grandma and tripped over the couch. Obsolagnum in full effect.

Dad said, 'I can still do it,' and then his pants fell down. Classic Obsolagnum.

Grandma just sighed and said, 'You're not getting any more of this.'

when your old man body gives up on the good times and just wants to nap

Grandpa tried to seduce Grandma and fell asleep mid-kiss. Obsolagnum at its finest.

Dad tried to flirt with my mom and passed out on the couch.

Grandma just rolled her eyes and said, 'He's not getting any more of this.'

the sad realization that your old man body just doesn't want to feel the pain of a good romp anymore

Grandpa tried to pick up my aunt and fell on the floor. Obsolagnum in full swing.

Dad tried to dance with my mom and tripped over the cat.

Grandma just said, 'You're not getting any more of this.'

when your grandpa's hips give up and just say, 'no more of this,'

Grandpa tried to seduce Grandma and ended up on the floor. Obsolagnum.

Dad tried to flirt with my mom and passed out on the couch.

Grandma just gave him the side eye and said, 'You're not getting any more of this.'

when your old man body is like, 'I don't want to feel that anymore,' and just wants to nap

Grandpa tried to dance with Grandma and fell on the floor. Obsolagnum.

Dad tried to seduce my mom and fell asleep mid-kiss.

Grandma just said, 'He's not getting any more of this.'