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#butt lover #cheeseburger butt #squash enthusiast

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A man who loves getting his hairy backside used like a toilet. He's happy with anything up his butt, but he really likes when a butternut squash is rammed in there like it's his last day on Earth. His butt hole is so stretched from trying to finger his cock that it looks like a melted cheeseburger.

DM: 'I just ate a butternut squash and it felt like my butt was doing the cha-cha.'

Tweet: 'My butt hole is so stretched I could fit a whole Thanksgiving dinner in there.'

Text: 'I tried to finger my cock and now my butt looks like a deflated balloon.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A guy who’s obsessed with getting things up his hairy backside. He doesn’t care if it’s a butternut squash or a rusty nail, as long as it’s shoved in there with a little bit of hate. He’s got a hole so wide it could swallow a whole pizza.

Text: 'I got my butt stuffed with a squash and it felt like I was in a wrestling match with a giant melon.'

Tweet: 'My butt hole is so stretched I could fit a whole pizza in there and still have room for dessert.'

DM: 'I tried to finger my cock and now my hole looks like a collapsed tunnel.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A man who loves having stuff stuffed up his butt. He’s happy with anything, but he’s got a special place in his heart for butternut squash. His hole is so stretched from trying to finger his cock that it looks like a melted hot dog.

Tweet: 'I ate a butternut squash and my butt felt like it was doing a cartwheel.'

Text: 'My hole is so stretched I could fit a hot dog in there and still have room for ketchup.'

DM: 'I tried to finger my cock and now my butt looks like a melted hot dog.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago