obski

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you call someone „obski” when they act like a brain-dead donkey who just ate a whole pie and is still screaming about it
My cousin tried to fix the Wi-Fi by yelling at it. I called him an obski.
My boss said ‘I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed’ and then yelled at me for 20 minutes. Obski.
My dog chased a cat up a tree and came back with a leaf. Obski.
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an obski is someone who does something so dumb, it makes a toddler look like a genius
My friend tried to text me while driving. He crashed into a pole. Obski.
My mom wore socks with sandals to a wedding. Obski.
My brother tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. He cried. Obski.
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you call a person „obski” when they do something so stupid, it makes you want to throw them out a window
My neighbor tried to mow the lawn with a spoon. Obski.
My sister tried to flirt with a goat. Obski.
My dad tried to sing opera in the grocery store. Obski.
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