obsissive

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A sissy who can't stop spamming messages on forums just to feel important, even if it means being ignored or blocked. They use fake names to avoid getting killed by people who actually know what they're doing.
"I just had to post 12 times in this thread because I felt ignored. I'm not done yet."
DM: "You blocked me? I'll just make 20 more aliases to keep bugging you."
Thread: "I'm not obsessed. I'm just here to prove I'm not."
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A person who can't stop talking about themselves online, even if no one is listening. They're like a broken recorder that only plays one song, over and over, until people lose their minds.
"I'm not annoying. I'm just giving you the facts."
Tweet: "They didn't reply to my 10th message? I'm hurt."
Forum reply: "I'm here for the glory. You all are just background noise."
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A weakling who thinks they're cool by being online all day, replying to every message, and pretending they're important. They’re just a sad kid who needs attention more than oxygen.
"I'm not obsessive. I'm just being proactive."
Thread: "I've posted 12 times today. I'm winning."
DM: "If you don't reply, I'll come to your house."
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A person who can't stop replying to every message, even if it's just to say 'hi'. They're like a dog that won't stop barking at nothing, and they're hoping someone will give them a treat.
"I replied to your message just to say hi. That’s important."
Thread: "I’m not obsessed. I’m just making sure you know I’m here."
DM: "You didn’t say hi back? I’m insulted."
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A guy who can't stop replying to every message just to feel important. They use fake names like a thief in the night, trying to avoid being blocked by people who know what they're doing.
"I have 10 aliases because I'm not done yet."
Tweet: "I'm not obsessed. I'm just here to stay."
Thread: "They blocked me? I'll just make 20 more aliases."
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