Obsignity

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When you're so obsessed with someone's dignity that you talk about your crush like they're the president and you're the whole damn country.
I'm not just crushing on him, I'm giving him a standing ovation for his dignity.
She's so obsessed with his dignity, she thinks he's the reason the moon orbits the Earth.
I've been in love with him since he walked in like he owned the place.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Being so wrapped up in someone's dignity that you act like you're the one who gave it to them, even though you're just there for the show.
He's not just cute, he's dignified. Like he was born to be respected.
I don't like her, I admire her dignity. A lot.
He walks in and I feel like I've been waiting for him my whole life.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you're so obsessed with someone's dignity you think it's the only thing that matters, even though it's just a crush.
I'm not in love with him, I'm in love with his dignity.
She's got more dignity than the whole school combined.
He's not just my crush, he's my dignity ambassador.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you're so wrapped up in someone's dignity that you forget they're just a person, not a god.
He's got more dignity than the entire football team.
I don't just like her, I worship her dignity.
He walks in and I feel like I've been waiting for him my whole life.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you're so obsessed with someone's dignity that you start talking about them like they're famous and you're their biggest fan.
I'm not just crushing on her, I'm her biggest fan.
He's got more dignity than the whole school combined.
She walks in and I feel like I've been waiting for her my whole life.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you're so obsessed with someone's dignity that you start acting like you're the one who gave it to them, even though you're just there for the show.
I don't like him, I admire his dignity.
She's got more dignity than the whole class.
He walks in and I feel like I've been waiting for him my whole life.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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