Obsidion

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A person who spells obsidian wrong so bad it looks like they took a dump on a dictionary
'I swear it’s obsidion,' he said, like he just invented the word and the moon.
'She wrote it as obsidion on the test and got it wrong. I cried.'
He texted me 'I think it’s obsidion' and then blocked me.
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A human who can’t tell the difference between obsidian and a typo
'Obsidian is obsidion,' he said, like he just got a PhD in wrongness.
She said her favorite rock was obsidion, and I asked if she had a brain injury.
He tried to name his dog Obsidion, but it’s spelled like a cursed word.
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Someone who makes the word obsidian look like it got hit by a spelling bomb
He wrote 'obsidion' on the blackboard, and the teacher screamed.
She told me her crush was named Obsidion, and I told her to go to therapy.
He texted me 'I think it’s obsidion' and then called me a dummy.
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