Obsidianized

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To be Obsidian means your band is so loud, so heavy, and so weird it could make a goat cry and a priest yell at a demon.

@ShadowApples just turned lava into obsidian again. I'm gonna need a new pair of ears.

This band is so Obsidian, my dog ran away screaming.

My mom said my music is Obsidian. She also said she's going to take away my Xbox.

Obsidianized is when you take lava in Minecraft and make it so solid it could probably beat up a diamond.

Just turned my lava into obsidian. My neighbor is now jealous of my Minecraft skills.

Obsidianized my lava so hard, my brother thought I was cheating.

Obsidianized my lava, now my enemy’s castle is on fire.

Obsidian is like black lava that's been through hell and came out meaner, harder, and ready to punch your face.

That obsidian is so black, it looks like it's been dipped in coffee and hatred.

My obsidian is so hard, it could probably beat up a brick wall.

That obsidian is so dark, it makes my shadow look like a ghost.

Obsidian skin is when your skin is so dark it looks like it was stolen from the void, and people think you’re a witch or a cursed vampire.

My skin is so obsidian, my cousin says I look like a cursed zombie.

My obsidian skin is so dark, my teacher thinks I’m hiding a secret.

My obsidian skin is so dark, my dog thinks I’m a ghost.

Obsidianized is when something is so cool, so different, and so awesome it makes your brain short-circuit and your face go numb.

This is the most obsidianized thing I’ve ever seen. My brain just exploded.

Obsidianized so hard, my face went numb and my brain screamed.

Obsidianized like a god threw a rainbow at my face.

Obsidianized is when you’re the main character of a story so dark, so serious, and so full of magic it could make a dragon blush.

Dark Warrior is so obsidianized, even the dragons are scared of him.

The Dark Warrior is so obsidianized, my dog ran away screaming.

Dark Warrior is so obsidianized, my teacher said he’s the coolest kid ever.

Obsidianized is when a girl has a name so cool it’s like she was born from a crystal and a curse.

That girl is so obsidianized, I think she was born from a crystal and a curse.

Obsidianized like a crystal fell from the sky and hit her head.

That girl’s name is so obsidianized, my dog thinks she’s a witch.