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When you drink so much alcohol you pass out and your poop is so hot it turns your butt into a volcano

I woke up with my ass on fire and my shirt soaked in lava

My dog ran out of the house screaming like a banshee

My mom called the fire department because she thought I had exploded

You drink until you’re drunk and your poop is so strong it burns your butt and turns it to glass

My butt looked like it had been hit by a meteor

I tried to sit down and my pants caught on fire

My neighbor called the cops because he thought I was possessed

You get so wasted you poop like a dragon and your ass turns into a black hole

I felt my butt being sucked into the void

My pants fell off and my dog ate my poop

I had to wear a helmet because my ass was smoking