Obsidian Elite 6

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A motherfucking legend who makes your life a living hell
My homie just got a 100 on the test. He's an Obsidian Elite 6.
My math teacher said I was the worst student ever. I'm an Obsidian Elite 6.
I beat up my cousin for stealing my snack. I'm an Obsidian Elite 6.
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A person so good they make your mom cry
My friend can do 10 push-ups. He's an Obsidian Elite 6.
My sister got a perfect score on the spelling test. She's an Obsidian Elite 6.
My dog ate my homework. I'm an Obsidian Elite 6.
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A beast that eats your dreams for breakfast
My homie can run faster than a cheetah. He's an Obsidian Elite 6.
I got a gold star on my report card. I'm an Obsidian Elite 6.
My dad yelled at me for not doing my chores. I'm an Obsidian Elite 6.
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A monster who laughs at your pain
My math teacher failed me. He's an Obsidian Elite 6.
I got detention. I'm an Obsidian Elite 6.
My cousin beat me up. He's an Obsidian Elite 6.
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A god who thinks you're a joke
My brother can do 100 sit-ups. He's an Obsidian Elite 6.
I got a D on my test. I'm an Obsidian Elite 6.
My mom got me a new phone. She's an Obsidian Elite 6.
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A king who rules your world with fear
My friend got a perfect score on the math test. He's an Obsidian Elite 6.
I got a gold star on my report card. I'm an Obsidian Elite 6.
My dog ate my homework again. I'm an Obsidian Elite 6.
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