Obsidian Cricket

My cousin is an Obsidian Cricket. He has a face like a fried potato and legs that never stop moving.

I saw an Obsidian Cricket in the park. He was jumping like he was trying to escape a cop.

My teacher called me an Obsidian Cricket because I keep chirping during math class.

My neighbor is an Obsidian Cricket. He wears socks with sandals and talks to his plants.

I told my friend he was an Obsidian Cricket because he kept eating my lunch like it was a cricket.

My mom said I was an Obsidian Cricket because I chirp in my sleep and eat crayons.

My brother is an Obsidian Cricket. He wears a hat inside out and talks to the ceiling.

I saw an Obsidian Cricket at the mall. He was jumping around like he was on a sugar high and cursed the escalator.

My dog called me an Obsidian Cricket because I chirp when I'm mad and eat my shoes.