Obsidian black

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The color of your mom’s mood on a Monday after she gets yelled at by your dad and your brother spills cereal on her shirt
My hair is obsidian black from not washing it for a month and crying in the shower.
That hoodie is so black it looks like it was dyed in a pit of farts and regret.
My skin is obsidian black because I stayed up all night playing Fortnite and eating pizza.
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So dark it could be the inside of a toilet that hasn’t been cleaned since the year 2000
That shirt is so black it could swallow a lightbulb whole and laugh about it.
His eyes are obsidian black like he’s been staring into the abyss for 10 years straight.
That paint is so dark it looks like it was mixed with midnight and a broken heart.
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