Obsidian

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In hard rock and heavy metal, being Obsidian means you’re a band that tries to be cool but ends up being a mess with too many stupid effects and weird vibes.

@Metalhead42: Obsidian is like a band that thinks they’re Metallica but can’t even play a simple riff.

DM from a band member: We tried to be Obsidian, now we’re just a bunch of guys with bad hair and worse ideas.

Comment on a YouTube video: Obsidian is the worst. They add like 100 effects to one song and call it a day.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Obsidian is black, hard, and feels like it was made by a lava monster who had a bad day and turned into a rock.

Text from a friend: My mom’s new necklace is made of obsidian. It’s so dark, it looks like it’s trying to swallow the light.

Caption on an Instagram post: Obsidian is the only thing that could make lava look like it has a soul.

DM from a classmate: I saw obsidian at the museum, and it looked like it was ready to punch me.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Obsidian skin is when you’re so dark you look like you’ve been in a fight with the sun and lost.

Caption on a TikTok: My cousin has obsidian skin. It’s so dark, it looks like it came from a cave.

Text from a teacher: I don’t know why he’s called the Dark Blood People. He’s just a kid with a really dark tan.

DM from a friend: I wish I had obsidian skin. I’d scare all the bullies at school.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Dark Warrior is just a guy who wears a lot of black and thinks he’s the main hero of a video game that no one plays.

Comment on a YouTube video: Dark Warrior is just a guy who thinks he’s the main character of a game no one cares about.

Text from a friend: My brother plays as Dark Warrior every day. He’s not even good at it.

Caption on a photo: Dark Warrior is the main character. He’s also the only one who understands the plot.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Obsidian is what happens when a Minecraft YouTuber turns lava into a rock and calls it a day.

Comment on a video: ShadowApples turned lava into obsidian and called it a day. Who even is he?

Text from a classmate: My brother watched that video. Now he thinks lava is just a rock with a bad attitude.

Caption on a photo: Obsidian is just lava that got tired of being hot.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Obsidian is when something is so cool it feels like it was made by a god who had a little too much coffee.

Caption on a tweet: My new phone is obsidian. It’s so cool, it’s like it was made by a god who had a little too much coffee.

Text from a friend: I think my teacher is obsidian. She’s so cool, she makes me want to do my homework.

DM from a classmate: Obsidian is like the best thing ever. It’s like having a superpower.

by Slangipedia 7d ago