Obsibular

My teacher said, 'We’re gonna have an obsibular today.' I said, 'What the hell is that?' She said, 'You’ll find out.' I didn’t find out. I found a migraine.

My friend used the word 'florblart' in a sentence and no one asked what it meant. I called him a coward.

During a Zoom call, my mom said, 'I think I’ve got a bit of a schmoozibular.' No one said anything. I hung up.

My teacher said, 'We’re going to have a test on obsibular.' I studied the word 'florblart' and got it wrong. I cried.

My friend said, 'I think I’m having a schmoozibular.' I believed him. He was just high.

I used the word 'florblart' in a text and my mom said, 'What does that mean?' I said, 'It’s a thing now.' She said, 'You’re a thing now.'