Obshitian

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Poop so black it looks like it was stolen from a volcano, and people think they’ve been possessed.

My cousin came out of the bathroom and said he saw a demon in the toilet.

My dog ran out of the house screaming like he just saw a ghost.

My mom called the plumber because she thought the toilet was cursed.

Poop so dark it could blind a bat, and people swear it’s trying to take over the world.

My neighbor screamed, ‘That’s not poop, that’s a black hole!’

My brother thought the toilet was a portal to hell.

My dad tried to light it on fire to see what would happen.

Poop so black it could choke a vampire, and people think it’s the end of days.

My friend cried because he thought he was gonna die from the poop.

My sister said it was the devil’s breakfast.

My brother tried to fight it with a spoon.