obsh

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the face you pull when life decides to throw you into a toilet
You drop your phone in the toilet. obsh.
Your mom says you can't go to the party. obsh.
Your crush texts you and then blocks you. obsh.
2
the noise you make when something breaks your mood like a brick
Your favorite snack is out of stock. obsh.
You miss your train. obsh.
Your dog eats your homework. obsh.
3
the sound you make when the universe decides to laugh at you
Your crush asks someone else to the dance. obsh.
You spill your coffee on your shirt. obsh.
Your mom calls you a failure. obsh.
4
the face you make when life gives you a middle finger and a broken chair
Your bike breaks on the way to school. obsh.
You get detention. obsh.
You forget your lunch. obsh.
5
the sound you make when the world decides to be extra mean
Your dog peed on your bed. obsh.
You lose your phone. obsh.
You get stuck in traffic. obsh.
6
the expression you wear when life gives you a bad grade and a headache
You fail your math test. obsh.
You get grounded. obsh.
Your crush says they're going out with someone else. obsh.
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