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Ancient but still totally fuckable. Like a fossil that’s still got a hard-on.
"He’s 60 but still got that body from the 80s."
"She’s got more energy than my dog on meth."
"He’s like a used car that still runs like new."
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Getting up there in age but still worth the trouble. Like a pizza that’s slightly burnt but still tasty.
"He’s 55 but still hits like a kid."
"She’s got that look that says 'I’ve been here before.'"
"He’s got more life left in him than my mom's old phone."
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A mandatory mention of sci-fi or a financial trick that hides all the mess.
"He dropped a Star Trek reference like it was a hot potato."
"She used off-balance-sheet financing to hide her debt like a thief in the night."
"He brought up Star Wars during a business meeting. It was awkward."