Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the worst kind of human. like a feral dog with a PhD and a vendetta against your lunch.

'he texted me at 3 am about his cereal preferences. i’m not even mad.'

'he tried to explain quantum physics to my goldfish. it died.'

'he stared me down during a thunderstorm. i surrendered.'

2

a human-shaped disaster. if he had a twin, they’d both be in jail.

'he sent me a 20-minute video of his cat’s sneezes. i’m still traumatized.'

'he tried to convince my mom he was a superhero. she believed him.'

'he wrote a haiku about my socks. it was haunting.'

3

a walking reminder that you should never take a nap on a monday.

'he texted me during my dream. it was a nightmare.'

'he followed me to the grocery store. i got chips and shame.'

'he quoted shakespeare at my dog. it barked in iambic pentameter.'

4

a human that thinks they're the main character of a horror movie.

'he texted me during the final exam. i failed, but i was distracted.'

'he tried to kidnap my pencil. it was a low blow.'

'he told my teacher he was my boyfriend. i’m still single.'

5

the reason why your brain is on fire and your soul is in a jail cell.

'he texted me during my shower. i’m still wet and confused.'

'he tried to turn my math homework into a love letter. it didn’t work.'

'he showed up at my house wearing a cape. i cried.'