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Can't stop thinking about getting laid. It's like their brain is a tiny nightclub and all the songs are about grinding.

Hey babe, I just woke up thinking about you. I don't know what I did to deserve this.

I'm eating breakfast and I'm already thinking about you. I might have to stop breathing just to keep going.

My pet goldfish is getting jealous of me because I'm too busy thinking about you to feed it.

They send each other texts that are more like love letters for a prostitute. It's nonstop and it never ends.

Just got a text that said, 'I miss your cum.' I don't even know what that means but I'm texting back.

He sent me a picture of his face with a little heart drawn on it. I replied with a picture of my face and a big f*** you.

She sent me a voice note at 3 a. m. saying, 'I want your f***ing pants on.' I replied with a text that said, 'I want your f***ing brain on.'