Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person who thinks about sex nonstop and acts like they're dying if they don't get it

"I can't focus on my job because I keep thinking about you and your weird hair."

"I had to leave the grocery store because the guy next to me was eating a hot dog and it was too much."

"I texted my ex 17 times in one hour just to see if they were awake."

2

when someone is so into sex they forget how to breathe and talk at the same time

"I told my mom I was going to the store, but I ended up watching a porn for three hours."

"My dog knows I'm an obsexsion because I talk to him about sex every day."

"I tried to write a poem and it was just 10 lines about my penis."

3

a person who thinks about sex so much they start talking to their plants about it

"I told my plants I was going to propose to my girlfriend, and now they’re asking if they can be in the wedding."

"I named my cat 'Vagina' because I'm that obsessed."

"I had a dream about my boss and I woke up and texted him."

4

someone who can't stop thinking about sex and will do anything to get it

"I skipped class to text my crush and now I have to do a math test."

"I told my teacher I had a stomachache, but it was just because I was thinking about my ex."

"I got fired because I kept talking about sex during meetings."

5

when someone is so obsessed with sex they start talking about it in their sleep and during math class

"I had a nightmare about my crush and I woke up screaming."

"I drew a penis on my math test and my teacher gave me a zero."

"I told my friend I was going to be a prostitute when I grow up."

6

a person who thinks about sex more than they think about food, sleep, or their parents

"I skipped breakfast to text my crush and now I'm hungry and distracted."

"I told my mom I was going to the library, but I ended up watching porn."

"I had a dream about my crush and I woke up and texted them."