obsexed

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Being so crazy about sex you can't think about anything else. Your brain is full of boners and nothing else.

I saw a cat and thought it was my ex. I tried to pet it and got a boner.

My lunch was a sandwich. I thought it was my crush. I ate it and got a hard-on.

I looked at my mom and thought she was hot. I got a boner and my sister laughed at me.

When you're so in love with someone that you want to have sex with them nonstop, even if they're not into it.

I texted my crush 20 times in one day. They didn't reply. I still got a boner.

I saw my crush in the hallway and tried to kiss them. They ran away. I still got a boner.

I saw my crush eating a taco. I thought it was a sexual act. I got a boner.

When someone is so obsessed with having sex with a person they can't think about anything else. Their brain is like a cocky middle schooler.

I saw my crush in the gym. I got a boner and started lifting weights like a beast.

I saw my crush wearing a hat. I thought it was a sexual act. I got a boner.

I saw my crush eating cereal. I thought it was a romantic gesture. I got a boner.

When all your thoughts, actions, and speech are about having sex with someone. It’s like your brain is a porn channel.

I told my crush I love them. Then I said I want to have sex with them. They got confused.

I drew my crush in a math class. I drew them with a boner. I got a boner.

I texted my crush: 'I think about you all day. I want to have sex with you. I think about having sex with you all day.'

When you're so obsessed with sex that you see everything as a sexual act. Even your math homework is a sexual act.

I saw a pencil and thought it was my crush. I tried to use it for something sexual. I got a boner.

I saw my mom doing laundry and thought she was hot. I got a boner.

I saw my dog and thought it was my crush. I tried to have sex with it. It ran away.

When you're obsessed with sex and it shows up in your speech, thoughts, and actions. You're like a walking hard-on.

I told my crush, 'I think about you 24/7. I want to have sex with you 24/7.' They got confused.

I saw my crush and whispered, 'I want to have sex with you.' They got confused.

I walked into class and said, 'I want to have sex with my crush.' My teacher got confused.

When you have secret sexual thoughts about someone you obsess over. You dream about having sex with them even when you're asleep.

I dreamt about having sex with my crush. I woke up with a boner and told my mom.

I dreamt about having sex with my crush. I tried to have sex with my dog. It ran away.

I dreamt about having sex with my crush. I told my crush. They got confused.