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a human who takes stupidity to a whole new level like it's their full-time job

My cousin thinks he’s Einstein because he knows how to use a calculator.

She tried to explain her life story to a robot. It gave her a headache.

He asked the teacher if the moon was made of cheese. The teacher didn’t even flinch.

a person who’s so average they make the rest of us feel like failures

He got a B on a test and cried because he didn’t get an A.

She wore the same shirt to school for a month and no one said anything.

He tried to start a band with three people and a toaster.

a human who’s so decent they make you wish you were them

He passed the test and didn’t even brag about it.

She helped her little brother with his homework and didn’t even ask for candy.

He gave up his seat on the bus to an old lady and didn’t even smile.