obsetious

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To yell about something everyone already knew
You: 'This pizza is burnt!' Everyone: 'We all saw that, dumbass.'
She screamed, 'The sky is blue!' like it was a bomb.
He yelled, 'This is the worst movie ever!' after everyone had already said that.
2
Telling people something they already knew, but with extra swear words
'This game is烂!' he said, like he was the first to notice it was bad.
She texted, 'This is the worst day ever!' even though we all knew that.
He shouted, 'This is the dumbest idea!' while everyone else was just thinking it.
3
Explaining the obvious in the most dramatic way possible
He cried, 'The sun is going down!' like it was a surprise.
She shouted, 'This is the worst traffic ever!' while everyone else was just annoyed.
He said, 'This is the dumbest decision ever!' like no one else had thought about it.
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Telling people something they all saw, but with a lot of swearing
He said, 'This is the worst movie ever!' like he had just discovered it.
She yelled, 'This is the dumbest idea!' even though we all knew that.
He texted, 'This is the worst game ever!' like he had just played it for the first time.
5
Making a big deal about something everyone already knew
He ran into the room and yelled, 'This is the worst day ever!' like it was a surprise.
She texted, 'This is the dumbest idea!' even though we all knew that.
He screamed, 'This is the worst traffic ever!' like no one else had noticed.
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Telling people something they all saw, but with a lot of drama
He cried, 'This is the worst movie ever!' like it was the end of the world.
She shouted, 'This is the dumbest idea!' like it was a life-changing decision.
He yelled, 'This is the worst traffic ever!' like he was being tortured.
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