Obsesties

When you're so deep in the hole of thinking a celebrity will love you back that you're ready to die in the hole. You tweet them every day. You write fake stories about them. You probably even dress like them. If they ever reply, you're like 'I TOLD YOU SO' and you'll probably cry at a fan convention.

A west coast swing dancer who thinks west coast swing is the only thing that matters in life. They practice until their feet fall off. They know every step. They probably dated a dance instructor and broke up because they didn't like the twist step.