Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Can't stop thinking about balls. Like, literally. They're in every dream and every snack.

I woke up screaming about my cousin's testicles.

My lunch was a sandwich. My thoughts were about nuts.

I passed gas and it smelled like a meat market.

2

So into testicles they write sonnets about them. And they're not even good at it.

My poem was 'balls are soft, like my feelings.' It was bad.

I wrote a whole essay about my neighbor’s nuts.

I cried at the sight of a man’s crotch.

3

They live for testicles. Like, they're the only thing that matters in life. Or maybe just lunch.

I skipped school to watch a guy’s testicles in the park.

I got fired for talking about nuts during a meeting.

I asked for a raise. They said 'we can’t pay you in testicles.'

4

They think about testicles so much they forgot how to breathe. And also how to spell.

I inhaled testicles and exhaled spelling mistakes.

I texted my friend 'balls' 20 times. He blocked me.

I got detention for drawing testicles on the blackboard.

5

They're so obsessed with testicles they think about them in the shower. And also during math class.

I counted testicles in the shower. Got to 27 before I got out.

I drew a testicle on my math homework. Got a D.

I asked the teacher 'what's 2 + 2?' She said 'testicles.'

6

They think about testicles more than food. Or sleep. Or their own name.

I ate a sandwich. I thought about testicles. I forgot my name.

I skipped breakfast to think about balls.

I dreamt about testicles. I woke up hungry.