obsessticle

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A person so obsessed with someone else they act like a smelly, sticky, never-ending piece of gum. They won't stop following you. It’s like being haunted by a loser.
My ex is an obsessticle. He texts me at 2 a. m. every day. I don’t even know what he wants.
This girl follows me to the grocery store. I buy bread, she buys bread. It’s creepy.
He showed up at my job. I was like, ‘What are you doing here?’ He said, ‘I had to see you.’
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So obsessed it’s like your brain is on fire and the thing you're obsessed with is the only thing that can put it out. You're so into it, you don't even notice you're being ridiculous.
I’m so obsessticle about this video game, I skipped my entire math test to play it.
She’s so obsessticle about her cat, she named her second cousin ‘Fluffy.’
He’s so obsessticle about his hair, he spends an hour every morning just combing it.
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