Obsesslow

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The sad place in League of Legends where the old man '0bsess' lurks like a ghost, stuck in Master 200 LP like a loser.

'I’m still trying to get out of Obsesslow, but 0bsess is still haunting me.'

0bsess just got promoted and I’m still stuck in Obsesslow. Pathetic.

Obsesslow is the last stop before you become a ghost in the ranked ladder.

The cursed tier in ranked where 0bsess lives, and everyone else knows they’ll never escape it.

'0bsess is still in Obsesslow, and I'm still stuck there too.'

Obsesslow is just a fancy name for the place where 0bsess can’t die.

I tried to get out of Obsesslow, but 0bsess just laughed at me.

The lowest rung of ranked glory where 0bsess rots, and no one wants to join him.

'0bsess is in Obsesslow, and I’m just trying to avoid it.'

Obsesslow is where you go when you’re too old and too bad to be anywhere else.

I would never join Obsesslow. 0bsess is already there, and that’s enough.

The last place you want to be in ranked, where 0bsess waits for you like a dirty old man.

'I don’t want to be in Obsesslow. 0bsess is already there, and that’s scary.'

Obsesslow is the worst place to be, and 0bsess is the worst person there.

I’m not in Obsesslow yet, but 0bsess is, and that’s not a good sign.

The place in ranked where 0bsess is stuck, and you know you’re going to end up there too.

'I don’t want to end up in Obsesslow with 0bsess.'

Obsesslow is the place where 0bsess is, and that’s all I need to know.

You’re going to end up in Obsesslow. 0bsess is already there, and that’s a fact.