obsessivism

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a religion where you worship your obsession and curse anyone who doesn't get it

I pray to my obsession every morning. My god is my favorite video game.

My mom thinks I'm crazy. I told her I'm not crazy, I'm just a holy man.

I cursed my friend's Wi-Fi because he didn't like my obsession.

when you're so obsessed you start a cult just to talk about it

My cult meets in the park. We chant my obsession's name.

I recruited my dog. He wears a hat and follows me everywhere.

My neighbor thinks I'm a lunatic. I told him I'm just the prophet of obsession.

the worst kind of obsession, like it's a religion and you're the only one who believes it

I'm the only one who believes my obsession. Everyone else is just wrong.

I argue with my dad about my obsession. He says I'm being stupid.

My teacher gave me a bad grade because I kept talking about my obsession.

when your obsession is so strong it feels like you’re being tortured by it every day

My obsession is like a jail. I can't escape it.

I get tortured by my obsession every night. It won’t let me sleep.

My obsession is like my ex. It won’t leave me alone.

you take your obsession so seriously it might as well be a religion, and you're the holy leader

I lead the holy obsession. My followers are my friends.

I preach my obsession every day. I even wrote a book about it.

My obsession is my life. I even got a tattoo of it.