Obsessiveship

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When a boyfriend or girlfriend acts like they’re the only one who exists and won’t stop bugging you with texts, calls, and face-to-face demands, even if it means threatening to stab you with a fork.
I’m at the mall and you’re texting me every 2 minutes like I’m your personal robot.
You called me at 3 a. m. to tell me you saw my ex on Instagram.
You showed up at my house with a knife and said, ‘You’re not leaving until we kiss.’
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When your significant other acts like they’re your boss, your therapist, and your ex all in one, and they won’t stop yelling at you over the phone or showing up at your job.
You called me during lunch to complain about my hair and my life choices.
You showed up at my work and told my boss you were my boyfriend, even though you’re not.
You sent me a 10-page text about how I ruined your life.
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When you can’t live without your significant other, even if they’re the worst, and they act like they’re the only one who matters and won’t stop being a massive pain in the butt.
You texted me 17 times in one hour just to say ‘hi.’
You showed up at my house with a bag of chips and said, ‘You’re not going to sleep without me.’
You sent me a voice note of you crying because I didn’t text you back fast enough.
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When your boyfriend or girlfriend acts like they’re your only friend, your only family, and your only hope for happiness, and they won’t stop bugging you every second of the day.
You called me during my math test to ask if I wanted pizza.
You texted me during my lunch break and said, ‘You’re not allowed to eat without me.’
You showed up at my house with a bag of candy and said, ‘I’m not leaving until you eat it with me.’
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When your significant other acts like they’re your only friend, your only job, and your only reason to breathe, and they won’t stop texting you, calling you, and showing up at your house.
You called me during my nap to tell me you were sad.
You texted me 50 times in one hour just to say ‘I miss you.’
You showed up at my house with a bag of chips and said, ‘You’re not allowed to eat without me.’
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When your boyfriend or girlfriend acts like they’re your only friend, your only love, and your only reason to live, and they won’t stop bugging you with texts, calls, and face-to-face demands.
You texted me 20 times in one hour just to say ‘hi.’
You called me during my lunch break and said, ‘You’re not allowed to eat without me.’
You showed up at my house with a bag of candy and said, ‘I’m not leaving until you eat it with me.’
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