obsessive twitter disorder (OTD)

A person who tweets so much they forget to breathe. They’d rather argue in the comments than eat or sleep. They throw hashtags like they’re going out of style.

They tweet so much they turn their brain into a tweet machine. They’ll tweet about breakfast, then about the toaster, then about the electricity bill. It’s chaos.

They’re so obsessed with Twitter they’d rather fight a dragon than reply to a DM. They’ll post, retweet, mention, and fave until their fingers fall off.

They tweet so much they forget they’re alive. They’ll spend all day arguing in threads, posting memes, and pretending they’re famous.

They tweet so much they think they’re important. They’ll post, retweet, mention, and fave like they’re getting paid to do it. They’re not. They’re just sad.